- "Mulder and Scully use fake IDs to join a crew of thieves attempting to heist a rare grimoire."
- "Scully discovers one of her former trainees when she taught at Quantico has inherited a haunted house. Wacky hijinks with Mulder and Guest Stars Kat Dennings and Matt Smith ensue."
- "Aliens are riding the DC Metro."
- "A town in the Arizona desert suddenly reappears after 100 years with no explanation. Except for one citizen who isn't what she claims to be."
- "Mulder and Scully hang out with a middle-aged reference librarian, during which said librarian tells off Mulder for damaging that library book during the Unnatural episode (mutter grumble)."
So... any chance I can wrangle a meeting with the producers for my pitch?"