Just Some Thoughts About THE X-FILES

1) Would it be appropriate to start work on an X-Files/Orphan Black crossover fan-fic?

2) Did Gillian REALLY eat that grasshopper in "Humbug"?

3) Is Mulder going to have Weird Al's "Foil" song as a cellphone ring tone?

4) Where DO all the left socks go to when they disappear into our dryers?

5) Are the marketers looking to hire writers to start up another series of pulp paperbacks? (offers resume)